It’s Lupercalia!

For those of you still stuck in the 21st Century, that’s the pagan Rome celebration of whipping women and then “romancing” them for an entire year that later was replaced by Valentine’s Day, a celebration of a creepy old dude getting his head cut off after professing his love for a formerly blind jail-keepers daughter!

Seriously.

Also Coyotes from both Florida and Silverdale are involved because it wouldn’t be Lupercalia without them!