Dave Says “I’m Not a Conspiracy Guy, But…”



The Vice President of the United States is always one heartbeat away from the Presidency. Or these days, one box of CLASSIFIED documents from the Oval Office? Maybe? Or is all that just a conspiracy theory?

Kinda like whether or not the climate induced cardiac events are actually happening. Or not?

We’ve got a listener WTF and in the middle of that we learn that Prince Harry tried to kill the King. Once upon a time that would have gotten him sent to the Tower.

Dave now knows why he takes the statins, and he’s got big plans for when he wins the lottery!


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Crab Rangoon’s



Rabbi Dave remains unconvinced that the “religious exemption” argument is a valid, especially for government football coaches for mediocre programs. Friar Jedi Cook on the other hand, believes that the use of aborted fetal cells in vaccines is a valid religious exemption, although it’s unclear as to what religions (if any) actually hold that position.

Then again, Dave is of the stated belief that the USS Connecticut was grabbed by a Kraken. It makes as much sense as anything else.

Crab Rangoon’s are ubiquitous at Chinese Restaurants in the United States. But don’t look for them in China. Why not? Because it turns out that American Chinese culture, mixed with Tiki Culture (Think Trader Vic’s) has been an enormous influence on what Americans think is delicious Chinese food.

Be careful of the atomic wedgies and be ever so thankful for the death penalty. It will leave you asking… What the Frock?


 

The Most Common Side Effects



The Rabbi & The  Good Friar take a look at the most common side effect of the COVID-19 Vaccine,  which Rod has gotten, but Dave has not. The shot, not the side effect.

Meanwhile, in an  attempt to offend pretty much everybody, the guys talk about a woman in  Colorado, who happens to be an affirmed and ordained minister (just like the  guys!) who has a… well… a different approach to getting peoples attention that  is outside the norm generally accepted for preachers. Is she wrong? Of course  not! That’s what “affirming” means!

It’s the 123rd  Birthday of the US Navy’s Submarine Force. So Dave is happy… ish…