The Jiggly Room



The good Friar is highly distracted today as his beloved Newcastle is losing badly to Tottenham. Rabbi Dave’s team, Norwich City, is in dead last place, so he doesn’t care anymore.

So where did Disney go wrong? Some think it was when they hired activists, other think it was when they lied to the American people about the lemmings. Rabbi Dave has a theory that involves neither of those…

The War in Ukraine is providing the Russian leader with plenty of opportunities to ask the question: What the Frock???

Friar Rod has a story about a woman getting revenge on her boyfriend who can’t stop going to the Jiggly Room. It is yet another case of truth following fiction. Meanwhile many people have weighed in on the (faux) “Slap Heard Round the World,” including the one man who would absolutely know…


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People Are Dying In Ukraine and All That…




Like the famed Salmon of Capistrano, the Rabbi and the Friar have survived the “Winter of Death!” The problem is that now that the germ we shall not mention ever again is erased from the politics of the day, there is another to take its place.

Rabbi Dave has a technical question about making decisions from feelings rather than from science and how that effects both breakfast and NCAA Swimming championships. Meanwhile the Good Friar has a new… well… not quite girlfriend, but not quite… well.. it’s just weird.

In Ohio, a couple of GOP senatorial Candidates prove that Dave was right all those years ago about the need to spice up political debates. And no matter what the boys have to talk about, there are people dying in Ukraine and all that…


Ructions




To be absolutely 100% crystal clear, the Rabbi and the Friar hate each other. Deeply.

In the meanwhile, World War III is getting scarier by the moment, although its not without it’s entertaining moments, such as the Chechnyan Special Attack Squad that managed to get itself trapped in an elevator. Or the Babushka with a jar of pickles and a Russian drone that she didn’t want buzzing her. On the down side, the Russians have arrested a major US Basketball “star,” and for the last three weeks have kept her in jail as a “high profile hostage.”

Down in Texas, where the Formal ISIS Unitarians gather each Sunday to have affairs and make threats, things are a bit confused about just exactly who is the “victim” in all of this?

Two very good looking Americans are locked in an isolation chamber for a NASA experiment and know nothing of what is going on in the world right now. The problem? Where is the chamber…?

Because of the Ukraine Situation



Rabbi Dave has been banned from Facebook because of the Ukraine situation? Well… not exactly, but maybe?

The Russians have gone full Putin, and now the world is sitting on the edge of a nuclear madman’s stability. Dave lives just a few miles from a major target, but in the era of Mutal Assured Destruction (MAD), is anybody really safe from one mans insanity?

John Kerry, who served in Vietnam, has made it clear that he is unhappy about the way the Ruskies are throwing up a bunch of CO2 which is bad. Especially if you’re trying to seduce your young wife with a romantic evening of love…

Gal Gadot once sang the John Lenin hit, “Imagine” to try and achieve world peace. Oddly enough it did not work. But not AnnaLynn McCort, who apparently was once on TV, is bemoaning that she did not get the chance to be Vlads mommy.

And all of this is because of the Ukraine Situation…


The Reign of Confusion



After a very confusing week, Rabbi Dave and Friar Rod are back to tell you what they are confused about, including some people nobody has any idea who are trying to censor other people that everybody knows who is. Video games are dangerous and the US Navy has… well… an explanation(?) of an odd and confusing thing that also happened.