Midterms 2022: Le Tits Now!

Posted on November 6, 2022 by FTB1(SS)

Thank the gods that it is almost over… for now… What is it? why… It’s THE MOST IMPORTANT ELECTION EVER!!!!!!

It’s not, but that isn’t stopping Chelsea Handler from once again exposing herself to convince you that it IS the most important election ever AND that Daylight Savings Time is a MEGA MAGA Republican conspiracy to keep you from voting.

The simple and unarguable FACT is that this is not only NOT the most important election ever, there are a lot of reasons to believe that literally NOTHING will change whichever way it goes.

The Supreme Court has decided to wade into the Section 230 waters. Ultimately it’s about WHO gets to decide what speech is allowed and not allowed on the interwebs.

The Trashtros cheated to win another World Series, while the World Corn Hole Championships suffered their own cheating scandal.

All that and more on this weeks episode of “What The Frock?“

Adieu, Mr. Earl Jones

Posted on September 25, 2022 by FTB1(SS)

On this sad day, the Rabbi and the Friar lament the departure of James Earl Jones, the very voice of Star Wars and King Jaffe Joffer.

Meanwhile there was no military coup in west Taiwan on Friday, so why did so many people believe that there had been one? The answer is becoming increasingly a problem, as Social Media once against demonstrates its scary ability to put information – bad or good – out there in a hurry.

Have you tried the latest Social Media challenge, “Sleepy Chicken?” Of course not. Because you are not a moron. If you’re going to divorce your wife, don’t ask for a divine trial. She’s not a witch…

Dogs & Cats

Posted on May 1, 2022 by FTB1(SS)

As the world prepares to celebrate “Victory Day,” it will seemingly have an extra emphasis in places where people hate Nazis. And just who are these Nazi’s? You might think it would be rabidly anti-Semitic totalitarians, but it turns out it pet lovers.

Elon Musk might have purchased Twitter for a single reason – to troll one specific politician. In any case, there is a specific reason why the political Left is losing its collective mind over him, and it’s not really about Free Speech…

The Rabbi and the Friar have your news that nobody cares about, all on a May Day episode of WTF?

Harbingers of Doom!

Posted on April 17, 2022 by FTB1(SS)

After getting a late start on a Passover Sunday morning, the Rabbi is deeply concerned about the rise of AI machines, which are now even being used to make… coffee??? The Good Friar is here to calm things down. Or not…

Elon Musk wants to buy twitter, which is causing all kinds of Goliardesque behavior that has everybody confused as to whether or not it’s satire or whether or not anybody actually believes that Nazi’s and King George III both believed in free speech???

In Switzerland, a man overdid a thing, while in cosmic WTFs, the LARGEST COMET EVER FOUND IS ON A DIRECT COURSE TO EARTH!!!!!!

In “News That We Don’t Know Why Anybody Would Care About,” The Queen plays hooky on Easter Sunday, the USFL proves that football has gone soft and it’s pretty clear that many of you were absolutely NOT wearing protection during the pandemic.

It’ll all make you wonder, What the Frock????