King Chuck’s Sexy Sausage Fingers

Yes, King Chuck III got hisself coronated yesterday at three in the morning. we did not get up to watch. That said, we still have questions.

A man is dead after his behavior on the NYC Subway caused problems. The bigger question is whether or not this was truly just “mental illness” or if it was learned behavior?

King Chuck has “giant sausage fingers.” And now, for just $63, you can suck on them.

All that and more this week on What The Frock?