The Jiggly Room



The good Friar is highly distracted today as his beloved Newcastle is losing badly to Tottenham. Rabbi Dave’s team, Norwich City, is in dead last place, so he doesn’t care anymore.

So where did Disney go wrong? Some think it was when they hired activists, other think it was when they lied to the American people about the lemmings. Rabbi Dave has a theory that involves neither of those…

The War in Ukraine is providing the Russian leader with plenty of opportunities to ask the question: What the Frock???

Friar Rod has a story about a woman getting revenge on her boyfriend who can’t stop going to the Jiggly Room. It is yet another case of truth following fiction. Meanwhile many people have weighed in on the (faux) “Slap Heard Round the World,” including the one man who would absolutely know…


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People Are Dying In Ukraine and All That…




Like the famed Salmon of Capistrano, the Rabbi and the Friar have survived the “Winter of Death!” The problem is that now that the germ we shall not mention ever again is erased from the politics of the day, there is another to take its place.

Rabbi Dave has a technical question about making decisions from feelings rather than from science and how that effects both breakfast and NCAA Swimming championships. Meanwhile the Good Friar has a new… well… not quite girlfriend, but not quite… well.. it’s just weird.

In Ohio, a couple of GOP senatorial Candidates prove that Dave was right all those years ago about the need to spice up political debates. And no matter what the boys have to talk about, there are people dying in Ukraine and all that…


Because of the Ukraine Situation



Rabbi Dave has been banned from Facebook because of the Ukraine situation? Well… not exactly, but maybe?

The Russians have gone full Putin, and now the world is sitting on the edge of a nuclear madman’s stability. Dave lives just a few miles from a major target, but in the era of Mutal Assured Destruction (MAD), is anybody really safe from one mans insanity?

John Kerry, who served in Vietnam, has made it clear that he is unhappy about the way the Ruskies are throwing up a bunch of CO2 which is bad. Especially if you’re trying to seduce your young wife with a romantic evening of love…

Gal Gadot once sang the John Lenin hit, “Imagine” to try and achieve world peace. Oddly enough it did not work. But not AnnaLynn McCort, who apparently was once on TV, is bemoaning that she did not get the chance to be Vlads mommy.

And all of this is because of the Ukraine Situation…