Tag Archives: NASA

Entemann’s Chocolate Donuts

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Rabbi Dave is an a mood today. “Why?” the Good Friar Rod will ask? Because Dave had dreams that were smashed by his twelve year old son. 

Meanwhile there is a bigger question. Is it actually possible that some of our political “leaders” really are as stupid as they sound? Or is it all just an act, because, seriously, you would have to be a moron to actually believe some of the things that they are saying in public.

John Hinckley, Jr… you know, the guy that shot the President… is having a tough go of things lately. He want to perform his original music at concerts for which people will pay him gobs of money, but the venues keep cancelling his shows because, well… he’s still John Hinckley, Jr. Of course, you can probably guess who’s fault this all is…

Alec Baldwin pulled the trigger. Who says so? Well… that would be the FBI. The same FBI that I am told is lying about everything else…

NASA is headed back to the moon, but sans actual astronauts. It’s a test of the new system that cannot be duplicated on Earth.

Meanwhile, Dave still doesn’t have an Entemann’s chocolate donut…

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Ructions

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To be absolutely 100% crystal clear, the Rabbi and the Friar hate each other. Deeply.

In the meanwhile, World War III is getting scarier by the moment, although its not without it’s entertaining moments, such as the Chechnyan Special Attack Squad that managed to get itself trapped in an elevator. Or the Babushka with a jar of pickles and a Russian drone that she didn’t want buzzing her. On the down side, the Russians have arrested a major US Basketball “star,” and for the last three weeks have kept her in jail as a “high profile hostage.”

Down in Texas, where the Formal ISIS Unitarians gather each Sunday to have affairs and make threats, things are a bit confused about just exactly who is the “victim” in all of this?

Two very good looking Americans are locked in an isolation chamber for a NASA experiment and know nothing of what is going on in the world right now. The problem? Where is the chamber…?