Rabbi Dave and Friar Cook are back from their three week sabbatical!

It was quite the road trip for Dave, but at least NASA and the FAA didn’t change the rules on his mission right before he blasted off. Facebook doesn’t seem to know anything about gardening, but really who’s surprised?

And there is a perfectly reasonable explanation for why you don’t understand what JaBiden had to say about… something…


Better Than Sex

Dave and Rod are becoming concerned that there is a reason that the media is ignoring the Biden gaffes, but not trying to cover them up. It’s almost like they want us talking about them which is very unlike the media under previous Presidents.

Meanwhile, life aboard a submarine is nothing like what it says in the article about what life aboard a submarine is like. And apparently people are confused by the concept of “meat.”

It’s really hard to believe, after the debacle that was the Super Bowl ads, but now more people than ever are participating in the annoyance that is ASMR. And now we learn than many of these idiots actually believe that ASMR is better than sex…