What The Frock

Hallmark Hot!

Posted on December 18, 2022 by FTB1(SS)

It has been an up and down week, with Dave’s misadventures under Nitrous Oxide and Rods delicious deflowering when it comes to Little Debby’s Christmas Tree cakes!

The annual tradition of taking a look at the crazy Hallmark Christmas/Holiday flicks is back. This year with diversity! This year the boys look to Artificial Intelligence to create the PERFECT Hallmark Christmas flick – “HALLMARK HOT!” staring Elon and AOC, whose film career could use a shot in the arm.

The world Cup is over. At long last. No spoilers here, but the final went to overtime and penalty kicks before Argentina won it when France surrendered.

Yippee-Ki-Hanukkah!

Posted on November 28, 2021 by FTB1(SS)

Rabbi Dave is ready for Hanukkah, which begins tonight at sundown. Friar Rod is still convinced that Die Hard is a Christmas movie.

The onset of the next COVID panic has already begun. Let the lockdowns and mandates begin anew, over a variant that (a) probably is less virulent and (b) NOBODY KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT ANYWAY!

People are really touchy about bad Yelp reviews, but not as touchy as a Preacher who had a midnight rendezvous with a reptilian Persian Emperor. It’ll all make you say, What the Frock?