The Raines Facebook



The COVID madness continues. It’s hard to believe that we are even dumber after eighteen months of this nonsense, but… we are…

A big part of the problem continues to be Social Media, especially Facebook, which has now produced a second “whistleblower” to bolster it’s desire to regulate the industry. Of course, more and more people are now finding ways to Raines Sandwich the Social Media Giant, because that’s what real Americans do. And have done for generations.

Sugar daddies are seeking Sugar… daughters? Did Dr. FauciToday┬« finally cross the line?

Rabbi Dave is deeply concerned about the bet with FriarJedi Rod over the Norwich City-Newcastle match..


Crab Rangoon’s



Rabbi Dave remains unconvinced that the “religious exemption” argument is a valid, especially for government football coaches for mediocre programs. Friar Jedi Cook on the other hand, believes that the use of aborted fetal cells in vaccines is a valid religious exemption, although it’s unclear as to what religions (if any) actually hold that position.

Then again, Dave is of the stated belief that the USS Connecticut was grabbed by a Kraken. It makes as much sense as anything else.

Crab Rangoon’s are ubiquitous at Chinese Restaurants in the United States. But don’t look for them in China. Why not? Because it turns out that American Chinese culture, mixed with Tiki Culture (Think Trader Vic’s) has been an enormous influence on what Americans think is delicious Chinese food.

Be careful of the atomic wedgies and be ever so thankful for the death penalty. It will leave you asking… What the Frock?


 

Conundrums



Stop us if you’ve heard this one before… masks are back and better than ever! Apparently OnlyFans has tired of making gobs and gobs of money. It’s either that or there is something more nefarious afoot. Mad Scientists are growing brains in Petri dishes and Woke culture is turning everything to… well… you know…


 

Sex Crabs



After an unexpected week off, Rabbi Dave headed for the hills, while Friar Rod was busy donating platelets and trying to keep his daughter out of jail.

The boys return just in time for another useless mask mandate, which has them a bit on edge. football, bit American and European, is underway, and it was NOT a good start to the season and another useless start for the American version. Meanwhile, Hermit crabs are getting frisky and State Patrol Officers are trying to explain what they missed in North Carolina.

See those birds up there in the air? They might not be real…