She Speaks Okay The English



It’s been a few weeks, but the Rabbi and the Friar are back after several adventures which includes Dave catching the Covid.

Nancy Pelosi says that the Archbishop who denied her communion is being hypocritical, while Kim Kardashian is trying to convince you to eat something that she herself refuses to eat.

What the Frock is back… at least for today!


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People Are Dying In Ukraine and All That…




Like the famed Salmon of Capistrano, the Rabbi and the Friar have survived the “Winter of Death!” The problem is that now that the germ we shall not mention ever again is erased from the politics of the day, there is another to take its place.

Rabbi Dave has a technical question about making decisions from feelings rather than from science and how that effects both breakfast and NCAA Swimming championships. Meanwhile the Good Friar has a new… well… not quite girlfriend, but not quite… well.. it’s just weird.

In Ohio, a couple of GOP senatorial Candidates prove that Dave was right all those years ago about the need to spice up political debates. And no matter what the boys have to talk about, there are people dying in Ukraine and all that…


Waiting for the Tour de France




The Rabbi and the Friar are here to talk about Cyberwar and the idea that we are already in the opening phases of World War III. In July of 1914, most of Europe showed almost no concern over the exploding crises in Serbia, at least until the our de France was over. Then the proverbial schtuff his the rotating air movement device.

Some Americans, far too many of them “Republicans” aren’t just concerned about COVID, they are willing to full Stalin on us. Never go full Stalin…

California has gone bat s**t crazy, again, and the people of Wal-Mart bring us the sentence of the year (so far…)


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The COVID madness continues. It’s hard to believe that we are even dumber after eighteen months of this nonsense, but… we are…

A big part of the problem continues to be Social Media, especially Facebook, which has now produced a second “whistleblower” to bolster it’s desire to regulate the industry. Of course, more and more people are now finding ways to Raines Sandwich the Social Media Giant, because that’s what real Americans do. And have done for generations.

Sugar daddies are seeking Sugar… daughters? Did Dr. FauciToday┬« finally cross the line?

Rabbi Dave is deeply concerned about the bet with FriarJedi Rod over the Norwich City-Newcastle match..


Crab Rangoon’s



Rabbi Dave remains unconvinced that the “religious exemption” argument is a valid, especially for government football coaches for mediocre programs. Friar Jedi Cook on the other hand, believes that the use of aborted fetal cells in vaccines is a valid religious exemption, although it’s unclear as to what religions (if any) actually hold that position.

Then again, Dave is of the stated belief that the USS Connecticut was grabbed by a Kraken. It makes as much sense as anything else.

Crab Rangoon’s are ubiquitous at Chinese Restaurants in the United States. But don’t look for them in China. Why not? Because it turns out that American Chinese culture, mixed with Tiki Culture (Think Trader Vic’s) has been an enormous influence on what Americans think is delicious Chinese food.

Be careful of the atomic wedgies and be ever so thankful for the death penalty. It will leave you asking… What the Frock?