At long last the summer voyages are over and the Rabbi and the Friar have returned.

After four thousand miles across the country at 80mph because nowadays that is “safe,” and a couple of gas stops in Oregon, Dave has a serious message for America. Listen up, because you need to hear this and this nations drivers need to their act together and start driving like we’re supposed to.

In the ensuing days, Dave managed to get his Facebook account nuked. Or maybe not. Who knows? Facebook isn’t saying. But it’s now absolutely clear where that line which cannot be crossed is found.

The parties in New York City have found a new home, and the entire state of Oregon is just flat out stupid. All of you.

And just in case you really didn’t want to know about it, AOC is mad and Samantha Bee is at long last going away…