Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?



It’s the morning of the Daylight Savings Time “Spring forward” time change. There is always a lot of confusion, a lot of arguments and… a lot of resentment.

Privacy concerns dominate the news, with the FBI admitting (finally) that it has continued to purchase data from cell phone providers. At the same time, a nonprofit Catholic group has also purchased VERY specific data from a specific App in order to out and to dox a very specific group that it does not like.

Do you grow or show? The Washington State Legislature weighs in and makes you say, WTF?


 

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There, There…



A recent article  has the Good Friar and the Rabbi discussing whether or not a sermon, written entirely by AI, can have any “soul,” whatever that means. Of course it dredges out the past for Dave and it turns out that he has no empathy. For anybody.

K.K. Rowling gets an apology, but it has a weird vibe to it. The military is shooting down balloons, but they ain’t West Taiwanese.

And in the  audience participation segment, we have an HR nightmare of a set up…


 

Deep Fake UFOs



Recent developments in the world of AI have the good Friar and the Rabbi concerned about the things that might be coming in the future. It’s more than just using AI to create deep fakes that offend and outrage. In a politically charged atmosphere, how will you discern truth from the fake?

It appears to be open season on UFOs. The Pentagon told us that at least three have now been shot down. West Taiwanese satellites are now being used to put on laser light shows in Hawaii.

All that and more Burt Reynolds than you ever wanted this week on What The Frock?


Three Days of Darkness



It seems like everywhere you turn, AI Chatbots are taking over the world. And maybe even WTF? It seems that religious leaders are starting to use AAI to write their sermons, which could be a problem because how in the name of G-d could an AI Chabot explain the Plague of Darkness which has Dave in a dither this week?

The Conservative media world seems to be lost in a dispute over $20Million. Either that or the people involved are just… well… stupid.

Shrinkage has now been confirmed by science, while Shakira caught her cheating ex with some amazing detective work. And in Cincinnati, you’ll have to choose which Mass to attend based on the position of the Priest… Beware the Darkness!

Harbingers of Doom!



After getting a late start on a Passover Sunday morning, the Rabbi is deeply concerned about the rise of AI machines, which are now even being used to make… coffee??? The Good Friar is here to calm things down. Or not…

Elon Musk wants to buy twitter, which is causing all kinds of Goliardesque behavior that has everybody confused as to whether or not it’s satire or whether or not anybody actually believes that Nazi’s and King George III both believed in free speech???

In Switzerland, a man overdid a thing, while in cosmic WTFs, the LARGEST COMET EVER FOUND IS ON A DIRECT COURSE TO EARTH!!!!!!

In “News That We Don’t Know Why Anybody Would Care About,” The Queen plays hooky on Easter Sunday, the USFL proves that football has gone soft and it’s pretty clear that many of you were absolutely NOT wearing protection during the pandemic.

It’ll all make you wonder, What the Frock????