She Speaks Okay The English



It’s been a few weeks, but the Rabbi and the Friar are back after several adventures which includes Dave catching the Covid.

Nancy Pelosi says that the Archbishop who denied her communion is being hypocritical, while Kim Kardashian is trying to convince you to eat something that she herself refuses to eat.

What the Frock is back… at least for today!


98 Percent




Rabbi Dave is feeling really old today. Why?

First of all, it seems like Twitter has decided that old white guys are all Taliban types who want all women covered in public.

Wait… that’s the actual Taliban types who have unwavering support from Talabanisti’s who support the idea of women being subservient to men in real life, not some television adaptation of a bad book that makes Twitter types point fingers at people they don’t even know.

Star Trek Strange New Worlds had it’s much anticipated debut this week. Like other things, it made Dave feel really old. It’s not your great grandfathers Star Trek… but it’s not as bad as some of the others…

It seems like the only major political figure who hasn’t been to Ukraine lately is… Vladimir Putin. Even Jill Biden has made the trip, and made a fashion statement doing it! Meanwhile Chrishell and G Flip will have you wondering, “Who actually cares about this?” While Mel Brooks will have you saying “I care!”


Dogs & Cats



As the world prepares to celebrate “Victory Day,” it will seemingly have an extra emphasis in places where people hate Nazis. And just who are these Nazi’s? You might think it would be rabidly anti-Semitic totalitarians, but it turns out it pet lovers.

Elon Musk might have purchased Twitter for a single reason – to troll one specific politician. In any case, there is a specific reason why the political Left is losing its collective mind over him, and it’s not really about Free Speech…

The Rabbi and the Friar have your news that nobody cares about, all on a May Day episode of WTF?


Harbingers of Doom!



After getting a late start on a Passover Sunday morning, the Rabbi is deeply concerned about the rise of AI machines, which are now even being used to make… coffee??? The Good Friar is here to calm things down. Or not…

Elon Musk wants to buy twitter, which is causing all kinds of Goliardesque behavior that has everybody confused as to whether or not it’s satire or whether or not anybody actually believes that Nazi’s and King George III both believed in free speech???

In Switzerland, a man overdid a thing, while in cosmic WTFs, the LARGEST COMET EVER FOUND IS ON A DIRECT COURSE TO EARTH!!!!!!

In “News That We Don’t Know Why Anybody Would Care About,” The Queen plays hooky on Easter Sunday, the USFL proves that football has gone soft and it’s pretty clear that many of you were absolutely NOT wearing protection during the pandemic.

It’ll all make you wonder, What the Frock????


When Did Life Become a Tom Clancy Novel?



As the world turns, things are getting really, and we mean really, weird! The word which we no longer say is making a comeback, complete with robot dogs threatening grandma. Russia finally has an explanation for the reasons behind its invasion of Ukraine, and it’s definitely not what we thought it would be. The Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo once entertained us with some science fiction fantasy. But Rabbi Dave is become increasingly concerned about Friar Rods AI life…