What The Frock

Welcome to another full-throttle episode of What The Frock?—where the weather is solar, the wounds are self-inflicted, and the cheese rolls faster than your Wi-Fi during a geomagnetic storm.

In this week’s cosmic convergence of calamity and comedy, Rabbi Dave opens the show bleeding like a sacrificial goat, courtesy of a rogue insulin pod and an iPad app that works about as well as a Quebec power grid during a solar flare. Speaking of which, the episode orbits (sometimes erratically) around a coronal mass ejection expected to hit Earth on June 1st. What does that mean? Well, your AM radio might sound like it’s possessed, your GPS may decide Ohio is the Pacific Ocean, and your teenager could have to—gasp—read a book.

Friar Rod tries to stay grounded amid the electromagnetic chatter but is soon swept into tales of failed meteorologists, ancient fertility rituals, and a 7-pound cheese wheel tumbling downhill in England while shirtless Germans pursue it with Olympic passion. And yes, they get hurt. A lot. But it’s for cheese. So it’s noble.

Later, the holy duo tackles the philosophical chaos of unplanned sermonizing, unsolicited podcast critiques, and the kind of political strategery that makes Kamala Harris look like California’s great red hope—at least according to a few very confused Republicans. And then there’s Olivia Herrera, a so-called strategic outreach tool that has the Democrats “tapping” into… well, you’ll just have to hear (or see) it to believe it.

Somewhere between the Spaceballs timeline paradox and the Village People, Rabbi Dave and Friar Rod remind us why structure matters, why prep deserves respect, and why if you don’t like the show, there’s a perfectly good off button waiting for you.

It’s witty. It’s wild. It’s What The Frock?—your weekly liturgical lapse in sanity, brought to you by two guys who are out of patience, out of insulin, and apparently out of surge protectors.