The Thing from the Department of Education

In a pollen-drenched episode of What the Frock?, Rabbi Dave and Friar Rod march into spring with itchy eyes, sharpened wits, and absolutely no intention of sticking to the agenda. From judicial impeachments to the fate of the Department of Education to the mystery of Tunnel Girl, this episode is less a podcast and more a whirlwind town hall hosted in a confessional booth.

Rabbi Dave kicks things off with a personal tirade about atomic pollen and the bureaucratic absurdity of Washington State’s healthcare consent laws. It’s equal parts relatable dad rant and Kafkaesque nightmare, but with mac and cheese and a $300 missed-appointment bill as the punchline.

The episode’s centerpiece dives into the murky political waters of judicial impeachment. Rabbi Dave reminds listeners that impeachment is not a criminal tool but a political cudgel—one historically wielded not out of principle but expediency. He pulls a historical rabbit out of his mitre by invoking North Carolina’s 19th-century impeachment of Governor Holden for arresting KKK members. It’s a sobering, skillful comparison that underlines the dangers of political vengeance masquerading as justice.

Friar Rod plays the skeptical everyman throughout, cautious about activist judges but wary of rash retaliation. The pair discuss Trump-era impeachment chatter and media-fueled hysteria with a careful blend of cynicism, humor, and constitutional realism.

From there, the conversation lurches into the Department of Education. Should it be abolished? Rabbi Dave plays devil’s advocate, pointing to Illinois reading scores as proof of local failure rather than federal inadequacy. It’s a clever turn—blaming the map, not the compass—and both hosts agree that meaningful reform is long overdue.

But the real WTF comes late in the episode: a janitor urinates into a doctor’s office water cooler, spreading STDs, and gets six years. “Impeach that judge,” Dave quips, with just the right blend of horror and gallows humor.

And then there’s Tunnel Girl, who dug elaborate TikTok-famous tunnels under her Virginia home—and somehow got a permit after the fact. The hosts are baffled, amused, and a little inspired. America, after all, still rewards initiative… especially when it’s beneath the surface.

Whether it’s education policy, Antarctica horror stories, or TikTok spelunkers, What the Frock? serves it all with a dose of satire and a sprinkle of springtime antihistamines. Welcome to the podcast where nothing is off the table—except, maybe, the water cooler.

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