Monthly Archives: August 2021

Slated to Be An Historic Day!

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Sixteen years ago was a beautiful day in the Pacific Northwest, where Rabbi Dave is. Today is also a beautiful day in the Pacific Northwest. And once again it is slated to be an historic day in a southern hellhole. 

Harvard has decided to stop even pretending that they believe in God, while Lester Holt has decided to not ask relevant questions about saving lives.

Eating hot dogs is bad for you, Christo is dead, but that isn’t stopping him from creating art for you to enjoy. And the Vice President went to Vietnam.

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Conundrums

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Stop us if you’ve heard this one before… masks are back and better than ever! Apparently OnlyFans has tired of making gobs and gobs of money. It’s either that or there is something more nefarious afoot. Mad Scientists are growing brains in Petri dishes and Woke culture is turning everything to… well… you know…

 

Sex Crabs

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After an unexpected week off, Rabbi Dave headed for the hills, while Friar Rod was busy donating platelets and trying to keep his daughter out of jail.

The boys return just in time for another useless mask mandate, which has them a bit on edge. football, bit American and European, is underway, and it was NOT a good start to the season and another useless start for the American version. Meanwhile, Hermit crabs are getting frisky and State Patrol Officers are trying to explain what they missed in North Carolina.

See those birds up there in the air? They might not be real…

What the Funk?

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The Olympics are all the rage these days. But viewership is way down. Is it because of the “woke” culture or are there some other factors at play here?

The Delta death variant is now upon us. This time around, we are being told that masks are the ONLY thing that can possibly save humanity from complete and utter destruction.

Ashton Kutcher has webbed feet. Webbed and stinky feet. But at least he still has his balls, unlike Florida man…